One Hell of a Steep Learning Curve

Because every pleasure deserves to be taken seriously

July 18, 2012 with 7 notes
All The Things That Will Send You to Hell. I wonder how many of these you could work into one night? Like dressing up as Harry Potter on Halloween and reading an alt-comix version of Lord of the Rings while listening to Heavy Metal Rock music while eating Vegetarian food while inhaling marihuana incense on the porch of Scientologist Church as a Postmodern Performance piece. And that’s just before the Werewolf from Twilight shows up and bites you and you end up having gay wolf sex.

All The Things That Will Send You to Hell.

I wonder how many of these you could work into one night? Like dressing up as Harry Potter on Halloween and reading an alt-comix version of Lord of the Rings while listening to Heavy Metal Rock music while eating Vegetarian food while inhaling marihuana incense on the porch of Scientologist Church as a Postmodern Performance piece. And that’s just before the Werewolf from Twilight shows up and bites you and you end up having gay wolf sex.

  1. pinkmariette reblogged this from professorfangirl
  2. adiprose reblogged this from professorfangirl and added:
    Receptionist in Hell: “Hello, welcome to hell, do you have a reservation?” “Oh, yes! Had one for ages. Last name Udden....
  3. rainwen reblogged this from professorfangirl and added:
    Let’s do this. Party’s at my place.
  4. professorfangirl posted this
 

The What (about me)My fix (stories)Non-fix (essays etc.) Ask a Question Submit, for I am a kind and gentle mistress. Archive RSS Mobile

Centennial Theme by One by Four Studio. Powered by Tumblr.